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Author Archives: SaltyJesus
Girl has skillz
Brandon John sure can fit a lot in there. Practice makes perfect I would assume.
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FUSION: Stripper Circus
Last week was INSANE for the Ski Patrol party! We turn it up another notch this Saturday with the Stripper Circus. What you see in the pic is EXACTLY what you get…Sexy male pole dancing hotness. We have HUGE birthday … Continue reading
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In case you haven’t heard what the definition of Santorum is…
“the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” (If you don’t believe me look it up) Douching will prevent “Santorum” from occurring and Rick Santorum is probably the biggest douche of the year.
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Mandrew, VonWolf & Blosson Bottom looking HAWT!
Mandrew really is sexy as hell.
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Different Shapes and Sizes of Gay
It has been brought to our attention that we always post Twinks and not a lot of different types of guys. Look, this is us posting something other than Twinks. The one in the middle is kind of hot I … Continue reading
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DJ Skeet Skeet at Metro on Thursday!
DJ Skeet Skeet is freaking amazing and is real talent to come to SLC. From www.CityWeekly.net “Skeet first established himself by playing Hollywood DIY parties with other up-and-coming DJs/producers such as LA Riots, Royal Rumble and Classixx. From there, he … Continue reading
Tom Hanks son is delicious
Apparently he goes by “Chet Haze” and is an aspiring rapper. He tweeted this photo but apparently got a ton of gay attention from followers. Well Mr. Haze I think you’d look pretty damn hot in some hazing porn.
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UVU Student slammed by anonymous Mormon for being gay
Tom Hawkins, a gay student is running for office at UVU and recived this email from what is thought to be another student. It was also sent out to several other official people at the school. “It has recently come … Continue reading
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City Creek Cost 11 Billion
Will you shop at City Creek and support the number one religion that fights against gay marriage? Yes, yes you will I’m guessing. You know for the cost of all those condos they built they could have fed a lot … Continue reading
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Daniel Ogden now dating David Archuleta
Also note the box of Bota. This is an acceptable boxed wine to have at a party.
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Lee Pren is Yummy
He seems to be from Idaho but knows a ton of Utah people. I find him very delicious.
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Fusion: Ski Patrol
A blizzard blows into SLC this Saturday at Metro Bar. The clubs lights and lasers never look better when seen through our indoor snowfalls/blizzards going on all night. The sexy ski patrol staff will be serving up the strongest drinks … Continue reading
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Justin Bieber is now legal
It’s also now acceptable to speculate about his sexuality and whether he’s a top or bottom.
Posted in Culture and Entertainment
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I hope there’s some man on man superhero action
CHECK OUT THE NEW AVENGERS TRAILER Captain America is super hot. Iron Man could come up with some crazy sex machines. Thor should pound me with his bigger hammer.
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Skylar
Well looks like he’s done doing cool modeling and is well on his way to doing soft porn.
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Annoyed with Madonna?
I won’t even disgrace our readers by posting her new single “Girl Gone Wild” on our site. Ok, I fucking get your game plan. You’re just gonna pump out shitty music as excuse to go on tour again. Love you … Continue reading
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2 cute boys and a party foul
Franzia is only acceptable in parties held in Kearns or if the liquor store has sold out of every last item and you’re desperate.
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Born This Way named “Most Pretentious Album of All Time”
NME, a UK based magazine had this to say about Gaga’s new album… “For a while Gaga was the most exciting pop star on the planet. Then on ‘Born This Way’ she seemed to believe in her own hype, convinced … Continue reading
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