Monthly Archives: February 2012
I hope there’s some man on man superhero action
CHECK OUT THE NEW AVENGERS TRAILER Captain America is super hot. Iron Man could come up with some crazy sex machines. Thor should pound me with his bigger hammer.
Annoyed with Madonna?
I won’t even disgrace our readers by posting her new single “Girl Gone Wild” on our site. Ok, I fucking get your game plan. You’re just gonna pump out shitty music as excuse to go on tour again. Love you … Continue reading
2 cute boys and a party foul
Franzia is only acceptable in parties held in Kearns or if the liquor store has sold out of every last item and you’re desperate.
Gay Pride Rally Tonight (Wednesday 29th 2012) at 4-6 @ Capitol
This event is going to be huge! I can’t wait to have a few drinks and party with the homos! We can’t take this sort of BULLYING from the legislature anymore. A revolution is beginning and we want to start … Continue reading
Born This Way named “Most Pretentious Album of All Time”
NME, a UK based magazine had this to say about Gaga’s new album… “For a while Gaga was the most exciting pop star on the planet. Then on ‘Born This Way’ she seemed to believe in her own hype, convinced … Continue reading
Jersey Shore Party!
This Saturday we party it up like we are on the Jersey Shore….can I get a fist pump?? Jimmie Rivera will be bartending in the SMOOSH lounge serving up his special Jager based “Snooki.” Gorgeous George and the main bar … Continue reading
Rubio The Mormon?
This guy is a mess, claiming he “fled” Cuba to avoid Castro. Bitch please you were baptized Mormon. Get off the government tit PLEASE






