Salty!

BT this Saturday

SaltyJesus — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 03:08:04 +0000

BT is a world famous DJ and producer. He will surely put on a great show. I’m pumped to see him in SLC again. You can purchase tickets RIGHT HERE.

Mormon Celeb gay?

SaltyJesus — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:54:21 +0000

Apparently Mormon Celeb Benji Schwimmer and winner of “So You Think You Can Dance” is a homo… allegedly. I’ve actually heard he’s gay for a while now (what a dancer is gay! shocking right???) His sister Lacey Scwhimmer (she’s on “Dancing With The Stars) is famous as well.

Personally I think he’s adorable and as a dancer I see no reason why you shouldn’t just come out (it’s not like the world doesn’t already know). I wouldn’t mind seeing David Archuleta come out of the closet as well.

Mmmmk

saltygossip — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:58:39 +0000

Rufus Wainwright returns to the pop foray with his eagerly anticipated new album, Out of the Game, to be released May 1st on Decca.

celebrated Mark Ronson, this is the seventh studio album from one of

contemporary singer-songwriters today.

A labor of love for both Wainwright and Ronson, Rufus calls Out of the Game, “the most pop album I’ve ever made,” while Ronson recently stated, “it’s the best work of my career.”

in the fall of 2011, the twelve songs are hook-laden, memorably arranged tracks reminiscent of Rufus’ early work, following 2010’s more quietly intimate outing, Songs For Lulu.

Weber County Democrats!

saltygossip — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 02:42:35 +0000

Have a good weekend

SaltyJesus — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:17:38 +0000

Gangsta Celebrities

SaltyJesus — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:41:46 +0000

Don’t fuck with Whitney.

Saturday

SaltyJesus — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:52:36 +0000

It’s time for MARDIS GRAS, that iconic celebration that embodies the spirt of wild parties….something we do best at Metro Bar.

If you have been to a Tim & Rob Mardis Gras you know we do it right with thousands of beads (what are you going to show us for them??), pumping music and HOT men.

Gorgeous George is back behind the bar. He was a MASSIVE hit for our 1 year celebration so come out and get some beads from him.

Grab your table quick this week as our Mardis Gras weekend always fills up fast!

For table, birthday parties, or bottle reservations contact Rob at 801-448-1140.

Another Reason to Dislike BYU

SaltyJesus — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 00:47:43 +0000

Brittany Molina, a BYU student was wearing really modest clothes (as seen below) and some nut handed her this note. Just goes to show how crazy Mormons can be. Her post said a random student just walked up to her and she thought it was a love note for Vday (LMFAO). It already has 165 shares on fb so I expect it to be pretty viral by now.

New Blogger

saltygossip — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:46:36 +0000

We have a new Blogger so more drama and scandal is about to shake up Salt Lake forever!

Fashion Trends

SaltyJesus — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:38:52 +0000

Dying only the front of your hair bright red or looking like a japanimation character.

God I miss Yu-Gi-Oh.

Next Week Bitches

SaltyJesus — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:32:33 +0000

Anyone checked out MIXX?

SaltyJesus — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 08:06:23 +0000

From everyone I’ve seen post about it on FB it seems like a drag queen thing again. Didn’t they try that last time at the same location with Studio 27? I’m interested to hear what people think of it thus far.

Daddy of the Month

SaltyJesus — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:55:11 +0000

Mr. Landis, you take my breath away. At the very least you take my hair away and oh so fashionably!

Who’s That Chick?

saltygossip — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:21:02 +0000

Looks like the girl finally found some self respect. Kinda.

Jesus Christ

saltygossip — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:15:53 +0000

Mamma Starr is everywhere!

SaltyJesus — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:27:51 +0000

Pretty cool is you ask me. Proves Nova is a talented artist and drag performer. Sharon Needles was wearing some Nova designed jewels on the show.

I’ve seen these floating around

SaltyJesus — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:18:29 +0000

I get what they’re trying to say and the message is good I guess. When i look at these images though I feel like people are focusing on the darkness inside themselves too much. Life is short and who the fuck cares what others think really.

Still I appluad their studio for trying to spread a message that we’re all different and “imperfect” .

Like them on facebook HERE.

RANT

SaltyJesus — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 07:55:22 +0000

I can’t find a picture of him but I think plenty of people know of whom I speak when I say “Straight Mike”(Pretty tall, generally super fucked up and good looking). This cunt shows up at peoples parties, tends to be utterly disrespectful, he’s always around homos, and yet claims to be straight. Honestly I don’t care if he’s straight or not but I’ve seen him at so many social functions where he is a total fucker. I saw him push one of my friends once at a house party and nearly punched him in the throat.

Apparently he had to be kicked out of another house party this last weekend by people that didn’t even live there because he was so disrespectful.

If anyone has a picture please hit me up at SaltyJesus@gmail.com. I think bitches like this should be banned from gay functions until they grow up.

FAIL

SaltyJesus — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:00:38 +0000

I’m sure everyone also heard the great news on the Prop 8 case. For a religion that claims to have a Prophet that chats it up with God you’d think they could forsee $40 million being wasted on Prop 8 by their members.

Next stop the Supreme Court.

Happy V-Day Bitches

SaltyJesus — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:50:46 +0000